The official Dragonball Waifu Tier list. (2024)

S Tier:

18 is without a doubt an S tier Waifu. She is beautiful, but does not flaunt it and doesn't have thot behavior. She chose her man based on genuine attraction despite the fact Krillin is shorter than average--showing that she can think for herself and doesn't automatically go for superficial qualities or seeks out money. 18 is a loyal wife, a good mother, and a great fighter. Bonus points for showing character development going from villain to hero and never regressing.

Vados is what you would call a 5-star chick. Stunning looks, and yet modest. She has a calm, polite demeanor and has motherly energy (great if you want to start a family). Her strength goes without saying, but like 18 she doesn't go out of her way to prove how tough she is like an insecure tomboy. She is a great teacher and good at her job. Bonus points are that she has incredibly long hair, has a taller Amazonian build, and comes from a noble family.

Go ahead and vote, but my list is objectively correct.

Wolfgang said:

Chichi should be all the way at the bottom.

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Eh, not really. She's ultra conservative which means she will never cheat and will raise good productive kids. Contrary to popular belief, she actually negotiated with Goku when it came to how they raise their kids. Yes she nags and can be annoying but that's partly because she has a rock-headed husband.

Her overall rating is high because she can cook hella good food, has decent looks, and is apparently a low-key freak since she smashed Goku while he was Super Saiyan and somehow survived.

MrAnalogies said:

Eh, not really. She's ultra conservative which means she will never cheat and will raise good productive kids. Contrary to popular belief, she actually negotiated with Goku when it came to how they raise their kids. Yes she nags and can be annoying but that's partly because she has a rock-headed husband.

Her overall rating is high because she can cook hella good food, has decent looks, and is apparently a low-key freak since she smashed Goku while he was Super Saiyan and somehow survived.

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There is also the fact that she is annoying just because Toriyama didn't like her, but since he made her so important in the story (MC's wife), he never got rid of her. Just made her annoying.

Anyways, I think 21 should be higher for looks alone (and perhaps her majin form should be a separate candidate). And Bra and Pan? The heck! Going to call the FB... mean GoDs on you.

Not horrible but still quite egregious tier list

Chichi in fucking A tier?
Caulifla above Videl?
Kale above Pan?
Marcarita below Cauli and whoever that Kaioshin bitch was?
21 below that Gohan side bitch?

Were you even thinking with your dick when you made this thread?

Gogeta said:

Not horrible but still quite egregious tier list

Chichi in fucking A tier?
Caulifla above Videl?
Kale above Pan?
Marcarita below Cauli and whoever that Kaioshin bitch was?
21 below that Gohan side bitch?

Were you even thinking with your dick when you made this thread?

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Chichi isn't the prettiest, but she's cute, in shape, can cook, and can have plenty of kids (Goku would have more if he didn't die so much). She only gets naggy because Goku is always being reckless. She is willing to negotiate with Goku contrary to popular belief. She is also by far the most responsible on the whole list.

Caulifa is cuter than Videl, stronger, younger, etc. No brainer. The only advantage Videl has is she has more money.

Kale and Pan are both trash.

21 is evil lol. She only avoids D tier because of her looks. You want to wife up an evil chick who might kill you?

21

Vados

MrAnalogies said:

Eh, not really. She's ultra conservative which means she will never cheat and will raise good productive kids. Contrary to popular belief, she actually negotiated with Goku when it came to how they raise their kids. Yes she nags and can be annoying but that's partly because she has a rock-headed husband.

Her overall rating is high because she can cook hella good food, has decent looks, and is apparently a low-key freak since she smashed Goku while he was Super Saiyan and somehow survived.

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To each his own ig

MrAnalogies said:

Chichi isn't the prettiest, but she's cute, in shape, can cook, and can have plenty of kids (Goku would have more if he didn't die so much). She only gets naggy because Goku is always being reckless. She is willing to negotiate with Goku contrary to popular belief. She is also by far the most responsible on the whole list.

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Did you seriously just use "she is very breedable" as a descriptor for her
Also, we seem to have watched different version of Z. Even in the original, there wasn't much there

In a scifi setting like this, some usual parenting shit goes out the window

And if she just wanted her children to be succesful? Either Gohan or Goten do one Budokai Tenkaichi tournament and they are set for life.

Her reaction to Goten going Super Saiyan for the first time? You think that shit is her greatest moment?
Meme ratings aside, putting her anywhere further than B is just delusion. Even that is too high. Realistically, she is a C.

MrAnalogies said:

Caulifa is cuter than Videl, stronger, younger, etc. No brainer. The only advantage Videl has is she has more money.

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Posing something as fact does not recreate reality for it to become one

You don't get to post 2 irrelevant statistics then go "etc." as if it's blatant and obvious what you mean and there is no need for you to explain yourself whatsoever
This is a waifu tier list, not a fuck-doll tier list

You think Caulifla is better looking than Videl, fine, your opinion. But you would actually prefer having her as a wife? Are you out of your mind? You'd rather deal with the unstable and emotionally immature Caulifla? Seriously?

Dude, your values are just fantastically hilarious to perceive and chuckle about.

MrAnalogies said:

Kale and Pan are both trash.

21 is evil lol. She only avoids D tier because of her looks. You want to wife up an evil chick who might kill you?

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Ye but Kale is far more trash. Pan at least has an adventurous spirit and knows to hype up her grandpa when its time for action.

You got yourself praising the blatant criminal Caulifla while talking shit on 21? Seriously?
And i can't believe this needs to be stated, but the OP is talking about scenarios where the characters in question are actually into you. i.e., just because she kills random people, doesn't mean she is going to do that to you, her husband, unless that is a defined or at least well implied characteristic of said character

Juub said:

Makes you realize how awful Toriyama is at writing female characters. Why are so many of them aggressive and overbearing?

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sound like he's a great female writer. He was ahead of his time.

Vice said:

I just noticed that Bulma isn't even on the tier list, but she was another one that was always written awfully even from the start

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For some reason I thought Marron was Bulma lol, she's in B tier.

Gogeta said:

Did you seriously just use "she is very breedable" as a descriptor for her

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Yes nibba, if I'm going to wife up a woman breedability is kind of a fucking requirement.

Gogeta said:

Meme ratings aside, putting her anywhere further than B is just delusion. Even that is too high. Realistically, she is a C.

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There's nothing delusional about it. If you want a ride or die chick, she is above 99% of the women in the series.

Gogeta said:

Posing something as fact does not recreate reality for it to become one

You don't get to post 2 irrelevant statistics then go "etc." as if it's blatant and obvious what you mean and there is no need for you to explain yourself whatsoever
This is a waifu tier list, not a fuck-doll tier list

You think Caulifla is better looking than Videl, fine, your opinion. But you would actually prefer having her as a wife? Are you out of your mind? You'd rather deal with the unstable and emotionally immature Caulifla? Seriously?

Dude, your values are just fantastically hilarious to perceive and chuckle about.

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Fuckability is part of what goes into the overall rating for a Waifu. You're saying you'd marry a woman without factoring that in?

Looks: hair, face, body, etc.
Fuckability: does she have even an ounce of sex appeal? Would I get bored after 2 weeks?
Personality: self explanatory
Femininity: is she graceful, emotionally Intelligent, has manners, nurturing, able to let her man lead?
Fashion sense: her drip game
Cooking: can she cook or not?
Background: does she have a good past? Good family?
Thot level: if her body count is over 3, this rapidly decreases her rating.

To answer your question, I wouldn't want Caulifa or Videl, but gun to my head I'm picking Caulifa. In addition to looking better, she's smarter, has a lower body count (probably a virgin tbh), a slightly less annoying personality, and she can actually take instruction from a guy despite being a tomboy (she wasn't too hard-headed to take advice from Goku).

Gogeta said:

Ye but Kale is far more trash. Pan at least has an adventurous spirit and knows to hype up her grandpa when its time for action.

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Both are in trash D tier so I don't get the point in arguing about this.

Gogeta said:

You got yourself praising the blatant criminal Caulifla while talking shit on 21? Seriously?
And i can't believe this needs to be stated, but the OP is talking about scenarios where the characters in question are actually into you. i.e., just because she kills random people, doesn't mean she is going to do that to you, her husband, unless that is a defined or at least well implied characteristic of said character

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Caulifa stopped being evil after the tournament. All of the Saiyans are barbarians and started off that way. Besides, she was more of a punk and not outright evil, you're acting like she was on the level of Frieza lol. 21 never stopped being evil so she ranks lower.

MrAnalogies said:

21 is evil lol.

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Only a of her is evil. There is another who is good.

MrAnalogies said:

Kale and Pan are both trash.

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Bra and Pan are both minors. They shouldn't be on the list, lol

I don't know what's worst.

Being so degenerate that you make a Dragonball Waifu tier list.... That includes minors nonetheless....

Or putting Future Mai as bottom tier.

Juub said:

Makes you realize how awful Toriyama is at writing female characters. Why are so many of them aggressive and overbearing?

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Most of his male characters are like this as well, Toriyama can only write at extremes most times.

Zeromaru X said:

Only a of her is evil. There is another who is good.

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Oh well then she's in A tier for sure.

Zeromaru X said:

Bra and Pan are both minors. They shouldn't be on the list, lol

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You're right, for some reason I mixed up the timeline after Buu when there was a timeskip.